Google Search Oddities

“eulogy for a father that owned a car lot” I liked this one. A lot.

Google Search Oddities

Okay. This is the best keyword search I’ve ever received. “just walked out of the dentist and going home to die” It’s also worth doing a search on this phrase. You will get back easily an entire evening’s worth of reading.

Google Search Oddities

“after the realisation…another girl enters…cycle repeats..all over again” A heartbroken Brit, Australian, New Zealander or Canadian (probably). Poor thing.

Google Search Oddities

“how injured runners keep from going insane” Yes. I know. I’ve been there. We’ve all been there. Some of us for much, much longer than others. This is all I’ve got.

Google Search Oddities

“are you old when you’re 46” Yes. And. No.

Google Search Oddities

Oh, man. I hope I made someone happy today: “weight reduction at 46 years of age”

Google Search Oddities

I’ve had a real bumper crop over the past few days. I can’t decide which one I like the best. “female torture drawings” (hmm) “video girl fuck free sex in the garden” (paging e. e. cummings!) “fucked by invisible woman” (okay, I think this may be my favorite) “what races like chunky women” (I’d like […]

Google search oddities

“germam fuck legs” What a coincidence — that’s what I’m making for dinner!

Google search oddities

“nasty ridgewood girls nj julie threlkeld” Hmm.

Google search oddities

Today’s highlight: “cockatoo tail amputation” I actually can’t think of anything clever to say about this one.