Google search oddities

Today, a hit received for: “butter sculpture julie threlkeld” Okay, now my secret’s out: I’ve been quietly honing my skills as a sculptress of dairy products.

Google search oddities

Today I got a hit on: “threlkeld pools” Wow. No. Please. No. The other oddity is that in the past two days I’ve gotten several hundred hits, whereas Houston Hopefuls, which got a mention in Running Times, has seen barely a nudge in traffic. Hmm.

Google search oddities

“new york 10k lady races” This one, while an apt path to this blog, struck me as funny. It’s so retro. “Lady races”? For some reason, Kenny Rogers and Lionel Richie spring to mind…

Google search oddities

“kick ass romper room” I really, really, really like this one.

Google search oddities

Today’s keyword treat: “fuck a girl in ridgewood” Yeah, well. Okay. Why the hell not? I just wish I’d had better content for the poor Googler.

Google search oddities

Today: “crapped herself” The madness continues.

Google search oddities

“photo of girl crap on marathon” Sigh. I wonder what the Googler was going for there. Probably Paula Radcliffe having her famous mid-race squeeze in London, but that’s just a guess. And this one, which for some reason makes me think of Ultraman: “power in my finger” I honestly can’t remember what I did for […]

Google search oddities

Today’s oddity: “i love ibuprofen” Make that “I love vicodin” and you’ve found the right blog! And another: “how to bounce back from a bad marathon” Again, the answer is vicodin. This is way too easy.

Google search oddities

Today’s catch phrase: “girl with bottle in groin” I guess I picked up readers with the three key concepts: girl, bottle, groin I’ll stop here.

Google search oddities

Today I got one hit on this phrase: white women with nice legs .com Win!