Adventures in spam filtering

Most of the spam I get on this site is predictable and mundane. But this morning’s batch was entertaining indeed! Before I hit delete, I just have to share one snippet:

“The photo dimensions average pixels and contain about British women.Every episode contains satin linen, so the bottom line of having a blast.A site that this site check out the pictures or large pictures.The just plain models are prettier than seeing a parade of permanently blown-out bungholes inside this site.”

Does this site feature “a parade of permanently blown-out bungholes”? Really? Does the spammer expect me to simply accept that kind of criticism? And what exactly is “satin linen”?