What the hell is it with squirrels? They are the most impulsive creatures on the planet and exhibit consistently poor judgment.
Twice this week, I’ve had to stop the car as a squirrel darted under the wheels. This morning, when I was out for a run, another one ran right up to me and just whirled around in circles before darting back the way it came.
Forget lemmings. Squirrels are the true suicidal rodent.