Yonkers Fire Dept is conducting fire hydrant inspections in our neighborhood today. Come on over, @pigtailsflying4 hours ago
Aliens land in Florida, only to discover the coordinates were off. The were SUPPOSED to be in Sweden. Everyone's angry now. #ShittyLoglines14 hours ago
Very nice!
That makes a happy Monday.
Excellent! If I were a better person, I wouldn’t be envious at all.
That’s more than 140 characters.
6 hours for a mile is GREAT. Good job.
I’m a WINNER!
Nice work!
Congratulations! What an awesome feeling