Yonkers Fire Dept is conducting fire hydrant inspections in our neighborhood today. Come on over, @pigtailsflying1 hour ago
Aliens land in Florida, only to discover the coordinates were off. The were SUPPOSED to be in Sweden. Everyone's angry now. #ShittyLoglines11 hours ago
Chelsea learns quickly that a bullhorn is the wrong thing to bring to the Ice Capades. #ShittyLoglines11 hours ago